Letter To Goofing Minister Of Food And Agriculture

Dr. Owusu Afriyie Akoto,
Greetings from Binduri.
Mr. Poultry is a cash crop Minister! Naa waa for you ooooooo. I understand you said your Ministry has employed 750,000 Youth into the MOFA’s flagship module 'Planting for Food and Jobs' right? I read it from the web and I nearly laughed into Wontumi's galamsey site. I mean the 'all and sundra' Prempeh College graduate NPP regional chairman.

Really? What are pearls to swines? Such a beer parlour joke. Or did you grant that interview from a beer tent? Eiiiiiyaaaa, I thought yours was incompetence and arrogance, little did I know that you are also a talented liar with a pathological compulsion to subvert the truth. So every appointee of this rogued Senile President is a liar? Wonders shall never end.

Did you mean to say you employed fall army worms to 750,000 farms? That would have been very accurate. What every well meaning Ghanaian know is that army worms were employed to 750,000 farms.

The result of the planting for Food and Jobs flagship programme is army worms, 'shikena' nothing more, nothing less. My Hausa friend from Kano would say "pinish"

Like a monkey in the banana market, you squandered GHS 15 million of the taxpayers money in the name of fighting fall army worms. You procured fake insecticide through dubious unapproved sole sourcing. The publicity you claimed to have made is unrealistic. Maybe you did the publicity in your bed room.

Don't you think you and your 2 deputies as well as the Minister of state in charge of Agriculture at the Presidency should be fired for gross incompetence? What is the justification of the huge amount of cash doled out to you dudes monthly in the name of salaries and daily in the name of allowances? You think our taxpayers are father Christmas?

By the way, how many dams have you been able to construct? The 1 village 1 dam for the 3 regions of the North campaign promise is what I'm talking about. You guys said you will do that in the dry season, it stopped raining in mid October oooooo, or is it still raining in the Agricultural Ministry? I heard the usual suspect say he was going to commission the dams this week but unfortunately he travelled to UK to leapfrog. Lol Lol Lol.

Mr. Minister, you know I'm a benevolent guy, I want to do you a favour, by offering you a very simple advise. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! You make lot of sense when you are quite than when you speak out.

A word to a Poultry, is a word to a cash crop.
Assibid Dauda
The Binduri Youth Activist.