So Nigel Gaisie counts himself as a smart prophet by using Umofia- hahahahahaaa!

Nigel Gaisie, one of the proven false prophets in Ghana, “adwane kadoo”. Thus, he has dodged the might of IGP Dr George Akuffo-Dampare that was ominously about to descend upon his head like a pack of bricks. He has hurtled away like a frightened hounded dog with its tail tucked in-between its two hind legs.

Nigel Gaisie, loudmouth and obstinate as he is, has scurried to take refuge in Umofia to avoid arrest for breaching a directive by the Inspector General of Police (IGP) to all prophets in Ghana not to embark on their usual frivolous and reckless but alleged prophetic predictions of doom for the coming year about to dawn on humanity and the nation, during their 31^stDecember 2021 watch night services.

Nevertheless, the known and numerously proven quack prophet Nigel Gaisie, sought to be smarter by doing the very prohibited act by adopting analogies. He prophesied about events likely to take place in a country in Africa called Umofia.

Once I heard the name Umofia mention, my mind was cast back to the Nigerian renowned novelist Professor Chinua Acebe’s book titled, “Things fall apart the centre cannot hold”. It is surely in that book that the narratives concerning Obi Okonkwo may have Umofia mentioned, if I am not mistaken.

Umofia, if it does exist at all, could be a town in the Ibo land in Nigeria.

The cowardice of Nigel Gaisie had never been more conspicuous than on Friday, 31^st December 2021, at his night watch church service where instead of saying NDC, he turned it into CND and portrayed it to his mostly ignorant, gullible and brainwashed church members as a political party in Umofia going to win their 2024 general election. However, the party will be denied the victory by the country’s current ruling political party.

Is it not this fake womanizer prophet whose numerously prophecies as prophesied never materialised? Is it not this same self-styled prophet who has admitted on television interviews to being extremely fallible when it comes to libidinous arousal hence quickening to take many women to bed? Can such a womanizer be a man of God to tell the secrets from God?

Was it not Nigel Gaisie who had recently been proclaiming in the valleys and on top of the mountains that he would prophesy his alleged “fear and panic false prophecies” on 31^st December 2021, despite the IGP’s order to the contrary? Why did he issue a disclaimer, adopt an unknown country (Umofia) and reverse NDC to CND before revealing his usual nonsensical stories alleged to be revelations to him from God Almighty?

Is he actually serving the God Almighty who is the Creator of all things seen and unseen, or he is serving a different god that reveals falsehoods to him to make him a laughing stock all of the time?

If he were a man as he had been boasting of, he should have said Ghana, NDC, etc., and his arse will be dangling in police cells by now. He is simply a coward, but an expert crook able to fool his church members and his NDC political fans who are obviously shallow-minded persons that eagerly accept all falsehoods thrown at them by Nigel for facts and truth.

How I hope the police would invite him to point out from a world map where that country Umofia is and their political parties.

If he happens not to be able to explain convincingly the questions to be thrown at him regarding Umofia, CND and the rigging of their general election 2024, he must be arrested and prosecuted. He has caused fear and panic to the citizens of that unknown country.

I shall be back to write about the stupidity of certain NDC parliamentarians who were prior to the 31^st December 2021 “prophetic watch night church services”, arguing that there are no laws in Ghana to direct prophets about what to say and what not to say. Hence, the IGP has no ground to stand on by his order to the churches not to prophesy any “fear and panic” prophecies as they are noted for.

Nigel Gaisie is just a coward, crook and a false man of God who has been frightened off by the shadow of IGP Dr George Dampare to dive for prophetic cover in Umofia and CND sophisms.

Who say man no dey in Ghana? IGP Dr Dampare and his police force dey ooo!

All the fake prophets are shaking like leaves come under the intensely blowing harmattan wind! Hahahahahaaa!

Lest I forget, some shallow-minded Ghanaians are saying Nigel Gaisie had correctly prophesied the death of a staff member of the Ghana multimedia. That is absolute trash! If he predicted that there would be attack on the staff of multimedia in 2021, without specifying the type of attack, whether physical or spiritual, and somebody from the multimedia dies, how can any sensible person attribute that to the precision of Nigel Gaisie’s prophecy? It is only a mentally-retarded person unfamiliar with biblical prophecies that will take Nigel Gaisie serious on that conditional prediction, his trademark of course.

Rockson Adofo

2nd January 2022