Car Shopping

A lovely lady walks into a Mercedes dealership. She browses around, then

spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the

fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she

looks around nervously to see if anyone had noticed her little accident. She

turns back, and there, standing next to her, is a salesman.

"Good day, Ma'am. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely

vehicle?"

He answers, "Ma'am, if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit

when you hear the price."

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