God And Satan SharingTwo little boys stole a BIG bag of orange from their neighbour & decided to go to a calm place to share the loot equally, one of them suggested the nearby cemetery.
As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.
Few minutes later A drunk(beer man) on his way from a bar passes near the cemetery gate and heard a voice say:
“One for me, one for u. “One for me, one for u”
He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest. "Father please come with me, come and witness God & Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery.
”They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued: "One for me, one for u, one for me, one for u..
Suddenly the voice stopped counting and says:
“What about the two at the gate? "omg come see marathon" even the priest almost run pass the church gate !!!
Shouting we are not dead yet.........
Posted by: Bright Owusu
I LOVE THIS JOKEREPLY
is soooo wawaaful
haaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaa oh my GodREPLY
I wish to see the speed the priest used
I wish this was a videoREPLY
They should've wait for next voiceREPLY
i want more
Dis joke dey beeeeeREPLY
very cnt stop laughingREPLY