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God and Satan sharing

Two little boys stole a BIG bag of orange from their neighbour & decided to go to a calm place to share the loot equally, one of them suggested the nearby cemetery.

As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.

Few minuets later A drunk(beer man) on his way from a bar pa...sses near the cemetery gate and heard a voice say:
“One for me, one for u. “One for me, one for u”

He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest. "Father please come with me, come and witness God & Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery.

”They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued: "One for me, one for u, one for me, one for u.. Suddenly the voice stopped counting and says:
“What about the two at the gate? "omg come see marathon" even the priest almost run pass the church gate !!!

Shouting we are not dead yet.........

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 Posted by: Bright Owusu


COMMENTS

MUSAH ABDULLAI | 12/31/2012 10:18:41 PM

I LOVE THIS JOKE

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ABITO PORTIA | 8/7/2013 4:16:47 PM

WOW, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CANT STOP LAUGHING, I LIKE IT

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deeeee | 11/30/2013 10:04:57 PM

is soooo wawaaful

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isaiah | 5/18/2015 1:32:26 PM

haaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaa oh my God

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Gloria | 5/25/2015 3:23:53 PM

I wish to see the speed the priest used

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L.B.Evarist | 6/12/2015 2:20:54 PM

I wish this was a video

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Haruna Luki | 6/16/2015 12:30:04 PM

They should've wait for next voice

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Yeboah Christian | 6/24/2015 7:02:05 PM

i want more

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Anthony Adjoka | 7/11/2015 11:46:29 AM

Dis joke dey beeeee

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Cynthia | 7/15/2015 1:25:57 PM

very cnt stop laughing

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