pencil sharpener

a man was driving down a country street when his car broke down. there was only one hotel around so he went to it. the man asked the klerk for a room. the klerk said "i only have one room available'.the man said he would take it. the clerk said ok,just dont stick your dick in any of the three holes. the man said ok. once in the room the man put his dick in the first hole and said ahh that feels good. then he put it in the second hole and said ahhhhhhhh,that feels better. then he put it in the third hole and screamed.when he pulled it out it was bloody.so he wrapped it up.
in the morning his car got fixed.so he told the klerk he was checking out. the klerk said you put it in the holes dident u? the man said yes how did u know? the klerk said my wifes pregnant,my daughters pregnant,and my pencil sahrpeners broken.

Author: Tyler foster

COMMENTS (3)

princess | 1/22/2009 1:27:30 AM

i really like this joke its funny

sfty&letloy | 6/30/2009 10:46:48 AM

:-D
me and leah were crakin up.
i think that is so funny
luv u ...x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x:-P

hey | 10/8/2009 3:24:58 AM

(y)(C)(H)(D)(8)

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