Please don't tag me into your Facebook page posts

One regrets to announce that henceforth, one will no longer share tagged Facebook posts, on one's widely-read Facebook page, till further notice. Full stop. Hmmm, ey3nsem piiiiii, oooo, Ghanafuo...

Please note that as matters now stand, for online-existential-reasons, and longterm-brand-resiliency purposes, it matters not a whit to moi, who you are, or what your tagged post is about - just don't tag me, wai. Full stop. And, no friend requests to moi, will be accepted either. Obiara endi ni lane mu, wai, Massa. Period.

Since the geniuses into whose grubby hands our Motherland, Ghana, has fallen, suddenly woke up to the threat to their egregious-dissimulation, posed online, by idiots like Kofi Thompson, on social media platforms, I have suddenly experienced a spike in Kafkaesque-type complaints to Facebook (as many as five now) that "according to independent fact-checkers", I have shared false news - all of them genuine and innocent tagged-posts I shared, only because I wanted to publicise good causes. I have had enough. I am human after all. Haaba.

The question that a wise and aspirational African people like Ghanaians ought to ponder over is: Who are these faceless Kafkaesque "independent fact-checkers", who are now creating the online building-blocks for tomorrow's tyranny, in Ghana, koraaaa? Hmmm, eyeasem, ooooo...

That said, let the word go out loud and clear: Kofi Thompson will not be cowed. No. No. No. Case closed. One simply refuses to allow the hirelings of Ghana's greed-filled big-thieves-in-high-places, to get yet more opportunities, to negatively impact the global-reach, and influence-footprint, of one's widely-read social media platform pages, including one's Facebook pages. Full stop.

So, dear critical-readers, neither send any friend requests to moi, nor tag moi into your Facebook page posts, for now, ooooo, wai - at least not until the metaphorical muddied-waters are clearer, to moi. For your information, Kofi Thompson too knows how to read tea leaves, paaaa, oooo, wai, Massa. Sarjewah. Cool.