Agya Kwaku Ogboro’s Lofty Musings On The 2023 African Games!

Esteemed compatriots, gather round the communal fire, for your nephew, Agya Kwaku Ogboro, shall weave a tale as intricate as the kente cloth that adorns our noble shoulders.

Behold! The sun, like a radiant charioteer, journeyed across the vast blue sky, its warm gaze embracing our beloved Asomdwekrom. The air, thick with anticipation, hummed with the harmonious strains of victory and valor. And lo, the 2023 Africa Games unfolded – an embroidery woven with threads of sweat, courage, and unyielding resolve.

But listen! Amidst this grand theatre, a storm brewed – a storm named President Ogwanfunu. Indeed, he perched upon his metaphorical soapbox, his words a tempest of passion. “Cancel the games!” he roared, his voice reverberating through the halls of authority. “Bar the athletes from our land! Let no nation's banners dance in our breeze!”

And what did our sagacious President, Nana Dee, do? Did he tremble? Nay, my compatriots! He stood firm, like an ancient baobab rooted in the annals of history. His brow unfurrowed, his gaze unyielding, he addressed the nation thus:

“Fellow Asomdwekromanians!” His voice, melodious as the kora's strings, resonated across the savannahs. “Fear not the naysayers, the prophets of doom! For we shall host the Africa Games, and our stadiums shall be temples of triumph! Let the athletes sprint, leap, and wrestle upon our sacred soil. Let the torch of camaraderie illuminate our hearts!”

And the people rejoiced! They danced kpanlogo, twisting like fetish priests and priestesses, their jubilation echoing from Accra to Zebilla. They wore their national colours – the red, the gold, and the green – with pride, as if each thread bore the spirit of Dr. Kwame Okro himself.

And so, it came to pass, the 2023 Africa Games, a symphony of athleticism and unity. The javelins soared, the soccer balls kissed the nets, and the weightlifters hoisted their burdens like Atlas himself. Our athletes, resplendent in their singlets and spikes, etched their names into the firmament.

And lo, Asomdwekrom's medal tally flourished! Sixty-eight, a constellation of triumphs. Our women's football team, swift as the Harmattan wind, danced through defenses. The men's football team, resolute as the baobab's roots, defended their goalposts like sentinels. High jumpers soared, 200-meter sprinters blazed, and the relay race was a symphony of synchronised strides.

Now let us delve into the murky waters of political theatre, where grins are donned like borrowed masks, and the dance of pretense unfolds upon the grand stage. Behold the Zu-za members, those elusive creatures of the political jungle, their expressions akin to cryptic symbols etched upon the walls of power.

“Fear not,” yours truly would say, his voice a blend of wisdom and mischief, “for I have witnessed this play before. Politics is a masquerade – a symphony of half-truths and veiled intentions.”

And so, we observe the smiles of Zu-za. They say, “We are pleased, but not too pleased. We celebrate, but with caution.” Their teeth, like ivory keys on a piano, strike chords of political harmony. But what lies behind those smiles? Ah, therein lies the mystery.

Yours truly leans in, his breath redolent of sobolo and ancient proverbs, “Politics is a banquet. Some feast heartily, others bite a morsel, and a few merely sip the soup. But all wear their masks, which is their political armour crafted from ambition and strategy.” The Zu-za smiles are but veils concealing a thousand calculations.

But what of President Ogwanfunu? He lurked in the shadows, gnashing his teeth like a thwarted crocodile. His prophecies lay shattered, like glass ornaments thrown against the walls of reality. For Asomdwekrom stood tall, her head held high, and the President, our indomitable Nana Dee, wore his laurels like a regal crown.

So, my compatriots, let us raise our calabashes, filled with palm wine or sobolo, and toast to Asomdwekrom, to the Africa Games, and to the spirit of resilience that runs through our veins. Let the echoes of victory reverberate through time, and may our legacy be etched upon the tablets of eternity.

And as the sun dips below the horizon, casting its golden blessings upon our land, this is Agya Kwaku Ogboro signing off, with a flourish and a proverb, “When the eagle soars, the vulture sulks in envy.”

See you next week with another interesting konkonsa, Deo volente!