Italian Vacation

You must use an Italian accent for this joke to work:



One Day Ima go to Detroit to a Bigga Otel, I go down to eata breakfast, I

tella waitress, I wanna two pisses of toast. She brings me only one piss.

I tella her I wanta two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say to her you

no understand, I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you better not piss

on the plate you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she calla

me a sonna ma bitch.



Later I go to eata lunch ata drake restaurant. The waitress bringa me a

spoon anda knife but no fock. I tella her, I wanna fock. She tella me

everybody wanna fock. I tella her you no understand, I wanna fock on the

table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna Ma bitch.

I don't even know the lady and she calla me a sonna ma bitch.



So I go back to my room inna Otel, and there's no sheet on my bed. I calla

the manager anna tella him I wanna sheet. He tella me to go to the toilet.

So I say, you no understand, I wanna sheet on my bed. He say you better

not sheet on the bed you sonna ma bitch.



I go to check out anda the man at the desk say. Peace to you, I say Piss

on you too, you sonna ma bitch.



I go back to Italy.

Author: webmaster

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