RE-MARRY

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the

Wife looks over at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again. "

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed. "

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "sh*t."

Author: GLIKPUI.ANANI SARAH

COMMENTS (8)

Kwadwo | 11/25/2010 9:12:26 PM

That's a good one.

paige | 11/29/2010 12:43:05 PM

Thats goooood :)

papalas | 12/5/2010 10:09:05 PM

let me ask de woman,what about if her husband dies.

akua | 1/1/2011 9:08:08 PM

haahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

MANA | 10/17/2011 8:43:22 PM

This man is in deep trouble oooooooooo

Uba Aliyu | 10/31/2011 11:45:12 AM

Great one!

BROWNSUGAR | 9/19/2012 4:45:08 PM

NOW THE CAT IS OUT OF THE BAG

vic | 1/27/2013 1:59:17 PM

hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. i lve it

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