the twins

A couple had twins some years ago and when they there five their parent asked them 'if you are taken back to your mothers womb what will you take along with you" the first son said he would take a flash light along because it is dark inside and the second one answered 'i will take a knife because there is a cetain animal who keeps poking and spiting on us " then teir dad said shut up!!!!

Author: edna (aka tsatyice)

COMMENTS (2)

olivia | 4/11/2009 9:41:39 PM

why the hell do u have to submit this crap

Muobo | 6/30/2009 8:29:10 PM

Was wondering myself. Jeez! Half the jokes here are crap.

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