MIRCLOUS MIRACLE!!!

"Receive it in da name of Jesus! Oh I command you to come out. Fire!" ...Today, on our screen, we often see churches coming out with adverts full of Miracle...Miracle, Miracle!!! I travelled all the way to far country and was really amazed by the testimonies of the people. CRIPPLE:"Pastor, i came to this church unable to walk but see, now I can walk!" Everyone begun to praise God but one young man came to change the atmosphere: YOUNG MAN:"Pastor! Halleluyahhh!!! For 12 months now I have not been able to fart but as soon as you led us into prayer, o...my...my anus braked loose and immediately i bgun to fart uncontrollably. (As he speaks, he continue to fart "puu..puu..shhh...; the pastor couldn't endure the bad smell so he ....) PASTOR: (Holding his nose with his handkerchief) "O come on brother, fart to his glory! When he heard that, he repositioned himself and directed the farts to the congregation. In less than 10 seconds, the entire members left the church auditorium with embarrassment.

CHURCH MEMBER:What a mess...this is farts from hell... I wonder if that was really permitted from heaven...ooops...this is really a miraculous miracle!

Pastor:"Anyone still reading this, I command the spirit of farts to come upon you, common fart...yea....that's it..keep farting like never before.

Author: De-Rock (Peter Adaletey) www.brightfuturearts.org

COMMENTS (5)

Kelvin | 6/11/2008 4:34:55 AM

8o| O...i WISH I COULD MEET THIS COMEDIAN. THIS IS A BRAIN CRACKER... YOU MADE MA DAY.

KEEP DA GOOD WORK. YOU REALLY A PROFESSIONAL I GUESS. KEEP ROCKING!!!

Sam | 6/29/2008 5:55:01 AM

:-D omg this is hhilarious...

fawzy | 12/31/2008 3:17:03 AM

:-D:-D:-D
oh my God,that is sooo... hilarious.i couldn't help lol

nana | 3/17/2009 10:51:02 PM

i hv reaaly enjoyed this joke...what a fart!ohhhhhhhhhh my ohhhhhh my! jack, keep it up....i think our leaders need to fart big time to free them from corruption and social neglect...
ciao
:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D

p.chic | 5/22/2009 5:23:29 AM

dis was great...i really enjoyed it.keep it up

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