A quick note to Daprof Herbal Clinic Founder Dr. Dennis: Kweku Frimpong 3di asem kesiyi3 bi abaaa

You are a wonderful and diligent scientist, aampa, oooo, Your Imperial Majesty. I will go back to the brilliant and humble young medical doctor, who examined me, at the relatively well-resourced St. Gregory Catholic Hospital, in the Gomoa Buduburam Camp Liberia refugee settlement area, with the results of my last medical check-up, at your world-class herbal medicine research centre's clinical branch at Nima, and show the results to him, to compare to the one he ordered for me yesterday.

I was incredulous when he told me there was a trace of typhoid in my urine sample. It is virtually in epidemic proportions in Gomoa Buduburam and its environs. Now I know that it wasn't that my life, in the twilight of my alloted time on this plane, isn't ebbing away slowly. Ditto that I must stop being the hard-man whom no illness can stop from daily-extreme-physical-labour. What a relief. Hmmm, ey3nsem piiiiii, oooo...

The culprit must be the Ghana Water Company Limited (GWCL), which allows incredibly dirty water to flow through its distribution pipeline network here, on a regular basis, and has the audacity to charge for it, too, on top of that unjustifiable, unpardonable and egregious public-health-threat.

Your Imperial Majesty, it is a totally unacceptable example, of the lack of corporate duty-of-care, which arises from the plague of absence-of-professional-pride, now slowly destroying virtually all our state institutions, fili-fili, waa, waa, waa. Eiiii, Oman Ghana - enti y3wieye paaaa enei?

They will pay for it, for sure: We will arise against them, in a coordinated social media campaign, damming them, for what is a clear-cut crime-against-humanity case - for their egregious-criminal-negligence: evidenced by the regular flushed-filth flowing through the GWCL's distribution pipeline network, here, which it then shamelessly charges a hapless cowed-populace, reeling from an inflationary economic climate, and its resultant cost-of-living crisis. Your Imperial Majesty: Kweku Frimpong edi asem kesiy3 bi, aba, ooooo. Yoooooooo...