De Mumu Driver

A policeman asked a driver hw he succeded in killing abt 50 pple', here is de conversation. Police:young man hw did u manage in killing all these innocent pple'.

Driver: u see on my way wit my passangers, i had a break failure n dere were two pple' crossing de road too, wen looked to my ryt also to turn dere was an on-going wedding.

Police:u shld have knock de two n leave de rest?

Driver:i tink u were in my mind den. I knocked one n realised dat de other one has escape to de place of de wedding n i also moved dere to kill him too to balance de equation n dis led to cos de killing of such pple'...

Wen de policeman heard dis he fainted

Author: 2seconds

COMMENTS (3)

Nana Ampong | 1/7/2016 12:28:27 PM

Hahaha very funny. Keep it up

favour ugochukwu | 3/11/2016 4:14:53 PM

Very funny

Dzimeseh Timothy | 12/19/2019 3:52:37 PM

Very very funny.charlie u 4 spoil everywhere

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