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09.02.2006 Tabloid News

"Playboy Politician" Vows To Give Up Sex In 2008 Elections

By Kwame Mayor

Accra, Feb. 10 (Kwame Mayor) -- Ghanaian Youth have been urged to abstain from reckless sex in order to avoid aids.

In a breaking news which is a clear immitation of Italian Prime Minister and PlayBoy Politician, "Kwame Mayor", the CPP Marverick who claims to have a similar "Muhammad Ali's Lousville - Lip"; Muhammad Ali's look - alike " Pretty Face" and whose Political Punches are known to "sting like a bunch of bees", says he may give up sex temporary during the 2008 election period [if] that could help him win the elections --- just as Italian Playboy Prime Minister, His Excellency, Berlusconi has also vowed to give up sex until the end of the impending Italian elections. " Our women are not sex objects but equal partners who should be encouraged to strive for equality to become Presidents, Defence Ministers, Corporate Executives, etc." said the Conservative Playboy Politician who has dated some of the World's Prettiest Women regardless whether they are African Queens, Ghanaian Queens, African-Am! erican Queens, Persian Queens, White Queens / Blonds, etc - Women with good characters who are blessed with brains. "Osagyefo" Kwame Boateng, the 2004 CPP Parliamentary Candidate who ran against Minister of Roads, Dr. Richard Anane has vowed to appoint the first Woman Defence Minister in Ghana if he becomes President someday -through the ballot box. "Kwame Mayor" says he strongly believes in responsible or protective sex and more importantly, abstinence and hopes his decision to temporary give up sex in the 2008 elections would inspire the youth to abstain from sex in order to avoid the dangers of aids. It would be recalled that Italian Prime Minister, Mr. Berlusconi recently shocked the World when he announced "no sex" until elections.
"Kwame Mayor" says he is just trying to immitate the "no sex" strategy as a way to encour! age the youth to abstain from sex.
"Osagyefo" Kwame Boateng said women should be given all the necessary support and that Child support should be vigorously enforced to deter run-away fathers.
"Sex comes with Responsibility", said the Conservative Playboy Politician who says responsible protective sex can ensure a healthy life and encouraged abstinance among the youth.
" Our Women should date Men who care. I mean our women should should date men with human hearts who will not run away from them when a child is born. Moreover, our women should date men who seriously care about Protection and that is one of the best ways of avoiding the dangers of the dreadful aids", said Kwame Mayor who says Women with brains combined with Natural Beauty already know better.
The "Rebel with a Cause", said despite ! his busy political schedule, he still finds time to care for his gorgeous Lady who has exceptional beauty and good character.
In the meantime, Kwame Mayor, whose ideas have tantalized Ghana and some of his ideas have already become Monumental in Ghana, said reports reaching him indicate that some people have been driving all the way to his Home Town of Bamang, which like Bonwire, is also a Kente weaving center, just to catch a glimpse at the place "Kwame Mayor" was born and the Mausoleum of his Adonteng Puduo ancestors who were War-Generals in Asante and led Ashanti wars against Colonialism and Imperialism and fiercely resisted the White Man's rule.
It would be recalled that the Pro-Democracy and Human Rights activist recently, publicly urged "Super Powers" to dismantle their nuclear weapons else he would put pressure on African Leaders to also develop nuclear weapons for (peace purpose) and make Africa a 'Super Power" to attain "! Racial Balance of World Power - " in order to co-exist peacefully with our white and Asian brothers and sisters and brothers and sisters of other races".
The CPP activist, who claims to be a great admirer of America's former Presidents, John F. Kennedy and Bill Clinton, and who also, has great respect for former President Ronald Reagan for his committment to Freedom and Philosophy of "Peace through Strength", says politically, he is the new "Black Moses" who has been ordained to fill the "Big Shoes" of such legends as Osagyefo Dr. Kwame Nkrumah, Marcus Garvey, Nelson Mandela, Dr. Martin Luther King, Malcolm X and Steve Biko.
Politics aside, Natural Love between Men and Women is inevitable and Kwame Mayor says this story indicates that despite his hectic political schedule, he still finds time to love the blessings of Mother Nature.
" Our Women are are equal Partners and I would appoint more women in my government than any President in the history of Ghana if I am elected President someday", said the Politician who has tremendously made extra-ordinary impact in Ghana and according to reliable sources, he can win Presidential elections more than Parliamentary election.
" I have proven to the Whole World that I have the brain power to rule a Nation and to lead Africa", said the Politician who believes that ju! st as his ideas have become monumental in Ghana, his abortive "Yaa Asantewaa Demonstration" and his politics of attacking Neo-Colonialism and Imperialism finally prompted the government to wean itself from IMF policies - since Radio Ghana was used to broadcast his idea of calling for a "Shadow Government" for a future Continental African Union Government of which former Ashanti Police Commander is reasonably and rationally suspected of faxing or mailing the objectives of his "Yaa Asantewaa Demonstration" to the government and all his objectives contained in the abortive "Yaa Asantewaa Demonstration" have been announced or being implemented by the ruling government", said Kwame Mayor.

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