Letter To My Wife Before The World Cup

I know you will find this letter very shocking, but I have no option than to use this medium to set simple rules for you before the world cup. This is to shield our precious relationship from possible break-up. The passion I have for soccer is unsurpassable. You know I love you very much and I have provided for your emotional and physical needs without failure.

My Dear, If you are ready to abide by the new rules which I am about to enshrine them in this letter, then I shall always be the Romeo of your life, but if you become obstinate to the rules, then trust me Adolph Hitler will be the best pseudonym you will accord me.

For the past four years of our relationship, I have respected you and met all your demands which has cost me a significant shrinkage in my bank account, your passion for music is very uncompromising and anytime I fail to buy a you a ticket to any entertainment event in Ghana, then my bed will miss your presence until you are sober. Because of this I always make sure your name is captured on the presence sheet of any event, the recent Ghana music awards and Ghana meet Naija is still fresh on my mind, I have to sell my rice cooker and microwave for the two programmes respectively. If by the close of this year no entertainment program is organized again at Conference Center, then my fridge and DVD will be safe in my room.

I have to drive your mind back to all these so you will know how I have sacrifice for you for the past four years, therefore you should replicate same gesture in respecting the rules I am about to introduce you to. As I indicated earlier the FIFA world cup is starting soon and these rules will help you preserve your beauty and relationship. These are the rules;

1. The remote control of our television is going to be mine for one month

2. Tell your friends not to give birth, wed, or die during the world cup because we won't honour any of their invitation.

3. You will support the team that I support.
4. No talking during the game, you have to wait for half time or the end of the game to talk to me

5. Repeat or highlights of matches played are as good as the live matches.

6. You have to put a stop to the behavior of watching telenovela for one month. Unless the actors and actresses in the Telenovela are talking about soccer or wearing soccer jerseys

7. You don't just pass in front of the television If I am watching soccer, you better crawl on the floor

8. Make sure you don't ask silly questions; such as 'Is this Chelsea versus England?

9. No funny faces to my friends if they come to watch soccer

10. Smile every time EXCEPT when my team is losing.

My Dear, memorize these rules and put them into practice before you find your self on any dating site searching for a new boyfriend.

Note: If you know these simple laws are too rigid for you to adhere to, kindly carry your baggage and luggage to your parent house and stay for one month, you can come back when the tournament is over

Yours Faithfully
One Legacy.


Mohammed Legacy Samba II
P.O.Box AT 644 Achimota
Tel: 0233722272/0266722272