The Sperm!

Out Of A Bunch Of
Millions Of Sperms,There Was This
One Sperm Named Caphas Was
Always Trying To Keep His
Fitness,Jogging,Lifting Weights And
Even Swimming. When His Friends Asked Him Why Was He Doing
These Things He Said,"Only One Of
Us Will Meet The Egg And Make A
Baby,And I Want To Be That One
When The Time Comes." His
Friends Would Just Laugh At Him And Pass. The Time For Them To
Go Out Came And Caphas Outran
All Of Them(I'm Talking Million Of
Sperms)To The Exit,As Matter Of
Fact,There Was A Huge Gap
Between Caphas And The Rest.All Of A Sudden,The Other Guys Saw
Caphas Running Back As Fast As
They Have Never Seen Him
Before.As He Went Past Them In
The Opposite Direction. They
Asked,"Caphas,Why Are You Running Back,Didnt You Say You
Wanted To Be The One?"And
Caphas Breathlessly Replied,"Heh
Heh Heh Heh.......This Fool Is
Masturbating!"

Author: Frank

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