The Invoice
R292 million or US$18,5 million.Thats the invoice South Africa (SA) sent to Nigeria, Ethiopia and Malawi. For deporting Africans from Africa.
Lilongwe, 11 August 2026
Three hundred (300) African lawmakers flew to Lilongwe , Malawi to talk about democracy, governance, and human rights.They ended up screaming at each other over one word:"XENOPHOBIA".Nigerian delegates shouted, "Call it xenophobia". South African (SA) delegates shouted, "Call it illegal immigration". No agreement was reached. That shouting was not a diplomatic mistake.It was a diplomatic mirror, reflecting Africa’s land, wealth and narrative problems.
The Occasion
This was the 55th Commonwealth Parliamentary Association (CPA) Africa Region Conference, 11–16 August 2026, Lilongwe, Malawi. On 11 August, the session collapsed into a verbal clash over how to describe recent violent attacks on foreign nationals in South Africa.Nigeria argued that avoiding the word "xenophobia" obscures targeted discrimination against African migrants. SA argued the focus should be on illegal immigration and law enforcement. The result was silence on the issue with no unified statement over it.
The Trigger: The R292 Migrant Bill
Days before, SA had sent Nigeria, Ethiopia, and Malawi a bill:
"Pay R292 million / US$18.5 million for deportation of your people"
SA called it "unbudgeted expenditure" for an "unfunded mandate." Let that sink in. Africa is now charging each other to police artificial, colonial borders. Africa is billing African victims instead of billing extractors.That is neocolonialism.
Way Forward
1. Withdraw The Invoice
Affrica cannot bill Africa for deporting Africans. Instead the corporates should fund migration with a 1% "Corporate Extraction Tax" on MTN, Shell, and other foreign corporates. If these corporates are milking profit in Africa, then they must help repair Africa.
2. Borderless Africa
Implement African Continental Free Trade Area (AfCFTA) together with Free Movement Protocol. No visas for Africans in Africa. Replace Berlin borders with Ubuntu borders.
3. Decolonize African Diplomacy
Move mediation from the Commonwealth to the AU. Treat xenophobia and Afrophobia as continental security threats.
The Land Problem
Africans are fighting for crumbs on land never given back. SA remains the most unequal country on earth. 72% of commercial farmland is still white-owned, 30-plus years after democracy. Townships are overcrowded.When Abubkar, a Nigerian opens a shop, when Tavengwa, a Zimbabwean opens a barbershop, when Hassan, a Somali runs a spaza, when Phiri, a Malawian builds a house — suddenly they are "the problem." They are not. They are the scapegoat.Until land is restored, poor Africans will keep fighting each other over space that colonizers stole. As long as Africans are landless and trapped by borders drawn in Berlin, peace will not come to Africa.
The Wealth Problem
SA is the biggest economy in Sub-Saharan Africa. But according to the World Bank, it also has the highest inequality — along racial lines. SA’s wealth is not for the majority of Africans.The gold is gone. People remain poor. While SA invoices Nigeria R292 million, MTN Nigeria sent $242 million in dividends to SA in 2025 alone. Africa loses $88.6 billion yearly to Illicit Financial Flows (IFFs).The wealth generated in Africa is not feeding Africa. So Africans shout and fight each other over crumbs while the bakery feeds others.
The Narrative Problem
In 1452, Rome's Dum Diversas called Africans pagans to be conquered. In 1884, The Berlin Pen called Africa a piece of territory to be divided.The Berlin Pen carved Africa like meat. In 2026, the Lilongwe Commonwealth conference called Africans "illegal" in Africa. Same doctrine. Different font. Africa is one people divided by Berlin borders. An African is not a foreigner in Africa.
Paradoxically, the meeting happened under the Commonwealth — the same empire that drew the problematic colonial borders Africa is still stuck with today. The same empire that stole African land, laid the foundation for extracting African wealth, and created this mess. Surely, one cannot use the master’s tools to dismantle the master’s house. African problems need African solutions from the African Union (AU) in Addis Ababa, not Europe. A borderless, peaceful Africa will not come from the Commonwealth. It will come from AfCFTA. It is time to decolonize African diplomacy.
Afterthought
Xenophobia is economics. It is colonial and apartheid economics continuing — extract wealth, leave poverty, then make the poor fight the poor.China rose as "One China" of 1.4 billion people. Africa is 1.5 billion people, but we are caged by colonial borders. A borderless Africa strategy enhances our chances of rising as one, not as 54 different economies.
Until Africa replace "Berlin borders" with "Ubuntu borders," until Africa replace "corporate extraction" with "African circulation," until Africa replace "foreigner" with "brother," Africa will meet again in Addis, Abuja, Accra, Nairobi, Harare, Cape Town, or any African capital — shouting and fighting over crumbs, whilst the bakery ships bread elsewhere.
Conclusion
The fight in Lilongwe was not Nigeria vs SA. It was Africa’s story: fighting for crumbs while the bakery feeds others.Africa must address the land issue, implement borderless Africa, decolonize African diplomacy, withdraw the migrant bill, and pursue wealth-equalizing policies so that Africans stop fighting over crumbs.
- Madondo (African Teacher) [email protected]



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