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› Personal Reflection 11.06.2019
Old ladies and dog poop
Old Gal in Yoga Pants
Dog-walking and bending over to scoop poop with a baggie is a stupid rule for old gals. Ugh! My creaky bones protest. I need a compact poop vacuum with a long handle that sucks up the doggie droppings. Or a doggie diaper for Wally. If I can wear an adult diaper—then so can old Wally.
The one time I pretended not to see Wally’s mushy pile, the grumpy neighbor stepped in it. “That’s not Wally’s pooh-pooh!” I yelled back at him. His wife stopped bringing me homemade cookies after that. Darn, I should have confessed.
Until we chat again, this old bag declares, “Aging is for cheese and wine—not women.”