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Melissa Martin

I’m a nude prude

I’m a nude prude

Jun 13, 2019 |

I don rsquo;t want to go to a clothing optional resort with naked dinning; a nudist camp in the wilderness, or play ...


Jun 13, 2019 |

Wrinkly women in bikinis and hairy geezers in Speedos is not a vacation paradise. Old folks, put some clothes. That ...

Jun 13, 2019 |

Thongs are a fancy fanny fad. Minerva and I don rsquo;t mind panty lines and bulges. It rsquo;s a rite of passage. W ...

Jun 13, 2019 |

Minerva has two outside tomcats; Bob and Kevin. Her grandson named them after his two favorite Minion characters. Sh ...

Jun 13, 2019 |

For younger folks the top three issues revolve around kids, money, and sex. But things change for old gals. The ...

Jun 13, 2019 |

Minerva wanted to attend a tea party with the Red Hat Society ladies. ldquo;No way, rdquo; I said. ldquo;Let rsquo ...

Jun 13, 2019 |

Minerva invited me to go climb a mountain with her. ldquo;No thanks, rdquo; I replied. ldquo;I climb out of bed ev ...

Jun 13, 2019 |

People, honor and respect your senior citizens. Youngsters, stop complaining about taking care of your aging parents ...

Jun 13, 2019 |

Stop referring to older women with a different body weight as heavy-set, full-figured, or over-sized. Don rsquo;t re ...

Jun 13, 2019 |

Elderly, geriatric, ancient. If you use these words in the same sentence with my name, I may bop you on the head wit ...

Jun 13, 2019 |

Face mdash;I rsquo;m sorry. Skin mdash;I rsquo;m sorry. The aging process happens whether we acknowledge it or n ...

Jun 13, 2019 |

Cough, laugh, or sneeze and my bladder lets lose at the most inconvenient places. Anywhere but home is inconvenient ...

Jun 12, 2019 |

It was not until 1995 that forced laughter as an exercise, or laughter yoga, emerged through laughter clubs. Ha-ha-h ...

Jun 12, 2019 |

Now, society can go too far with feces, but that rsquo;s how the pendulum swings or how the handle flushes. And disc ...

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