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A san diego patrolman pulled over a driver and told him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5000 in a safety competition. "what are you going to do with the money? "the officer asked.
"i guess i"ll go to driving school and get my license, " the man answered.
"don't listen to him," said the woman in the passanger seat. "he's a smart alect when he is drunk."
This woke up the man in the back seat, who saw the cop and said, "i knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
Then there was a knock from the trunk, and a voice asked in spanish, "are we over the border yet?"
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