In the elevator

A small white guy gets into an elevator, when he
gets in he notices a huge
black dude standing next to him. The big dude looks
down upon the small guy
and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3
pound left ball, 3 pound
right ball, Turner Brown."

The small white guy faints! The big dude picks up
the small guy, brings him
to, slapping his face and shaking him, and asks the
guy, "What's wrong?"

The small white guy says, "Excuse me but what did
you say?"

The big dude looks down and says "7 foot tall, 350
pounds, 20 inch dick, 3
pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is
Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Thank god, I thought you said
'Turn around.'"

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