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Twi Pastor preaches in English

A Twi-Service Pastor was once given the privilege to preach at the English service and this was his surmon, printed on the projector screen from his laptop:

My broaders and sistas in Clist (Christ), today I pleached the word of God in you to you. Be not safe because the devil is at risk. Your remember Judas solded Jesused to be killing. One of Jesused boyfriends cutted the earing of the soja-guard, and Jesused camed and plastered the earing back to the same area again. My broaders and sistas Jesus haved compassionate hat to kill the soja-guards but he gaved them freedom but they tooking him away to slavery and kilded him. Please, dont do that to your nearby. From today evribodi haves a compassing hat like Jesus dided - OK! Let as play...... Amen!

Author: Johnson Appiah




COMMENTS (11)

Nshera | 2/24/2012 7:44:13 PM

That is WHIMSICAL! I look forward to seeing more of your jokes, Agya/Onuabarima/Onuabaa Johnson Appiah!!!!!!!!! :-)

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prince | 3/3/2012 12:53:06 PM

is this funny to you? kwas*a boy like that. when will you make any sense in your life?

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Phrieda | 3/15/2012 10:20:15 PM

you are really good

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naa | 3/31/2012 9:05:47 PM

quite gud

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Ali | 10/6/2012 8:32:23 AM

haha thats was very funny

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scruffy | 10/20/2012 5:30:07 PM

bad english or not it rilli isnt funny...dead joke

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ABITO PORTIA | 8/7/2013 4:36:07 PM

ASANTES WILL KILL US OOOOO, WHAT A GANGANTUAN ENGLISH.

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linda | 11/30/2013 10:14:36 PM

wuwugous english

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sammy | 9/14/2015 9:46:43 AM

Very funny

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bb | 10/16/2015 11:21:15 PM

Diz no be joke twiaaa!

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