The Queen's Breasts

Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.

Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason.
He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try
to touch them, but he had to try.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio
the Physician, the King's chief doctor.. Horatio thought about this and
said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but
it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it.

Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a
little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed.

Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.

Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident,
Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if
applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests
had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to
cure the itch.

The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their
chambers.. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching
powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours,
Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and
hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his
payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't
have cared less knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to
the King and with a laugh told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching
powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick.

The moral of the story - Pay your bloody bills !!!

Author: KYLE G.

COMMENTS (9)

shanfra jone | 6/17/2010 3:14:42 AM

when a women is itching she has a reason and thats because man or, animal has been near and she can't tell which one was crawling on her. every time she wears that bra its going to itch her. what she needs to do is be romantic with him and get him to wear the bra. and then stand back and just watch his look on his face.and rub that bra on everry time he moves.and then he will see how it fills when some one puts something in your closes and to top it off, just keep rubbing the bra on him and telling him how sexie he is.

shanfra jone | 6/17/2010 3:14:42 AM

char an jode | 6/24/2010 3:10:17 PM

LMAO sooo funnnyyy

paige | 7/5/2010 10:40:33 AM

LOL sooo Funny

neo | 7/16/2010 5:07:45 AM

dat was really excellent..

big heart(hackorhea) | 7/21/2010 11:31:38 PM

nice joke.you made my night.........

SIKA | 3/10/2011 2:16:10 PM

VERY FUNNY...LOLZ

Hope Man | 8/10/2011 11:55:17 AM

hahahahaha,so Did Nick cured the Kings craze?nyz 1.

sandra mills.montrea | 9/9/2011 7:37:37 AM

ooooh! my nyame asem ye ye serewu ei

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