ABSTAINING

Three married couples moved into town and wanted to join the local church,the minister told them that before they could be admitted,they abstain from sex for 30 days.one month later they returned,the minister asked them if they fufilled the requirement .the elderly said they'd had no trouble abstaining.the middle-aged couple said the first two weeks were difficult,but they managed to abstaint.the third couple were newlyweds.the husband said"we were doing ok untill my wife dropped a can of paint".the minister asked "a can of paint?"the husband said,"yes when she bent over to pick it up,i couldn't control myself and ravished her on the spot."the minister said"well im sorry but given the fact,u wont be welcomed in our church".the husband said "i understand we're no longer welcome in home depot,either"

Author: DALTON L.

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