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TOGO PASTOR

: One day a prophet was preaching in his church. A very big and growing church in Ghana. The Holy Spirit came on him and he was prophesying.
And he pointed to one of his pastors, "you, you will be my pastor at Bronx, New York." then he jumped from his chair with faith replied "Yashua (Hebrew word for Jesus) I receive it." Then he pointed to another one and told him "you, you will be my pastor at Munich, Germany"
then he replied "I receive it, Amen!". He spoke some tongues to add more faith so the prophesy will come true. Again he told another pastor "you, you will be my pastor at paris, France", -"I receive it prophet" he replied. Took his jacket off and waved it in the sky.

Then the prophet pointed to another pastor who had been giving him a lot of problems in the church. "you, you will be my pastor at Lome Togo." He responded "tofi akwa". The prophet said "what?" he said "yes God forbid it." Stood up and kicked and pushed his chair on the floor and walked out of the church.



Author: PRINCE




COMMENTS (10)

yaa | 3/30/2010 4:36:13 PM

hahahaha:-D

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joyce | 3/30/2010 5:41:06 PM

DAT was so funny ha ha ha,sorry.

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eddy wife | 4/15/2010 11:23:10 PM

:-P:-P

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eddy wife | 4/15/2010 11:29:32 PM

:-P:-P

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araba pancake | 4/18/2010 2:51:41 AM

oh ma goddness lol ha ha jus pee ma pants, good way to get rid of bad blood

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Ju | 5/27/2010 12:16:12 AM

Haaha this is so funny!!!

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stev | 9/18/2010 3:05:44 PM

too good 2 deny

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Afia | 3/5/2011 1:49:09 AM

This is one of da funniest joke, i have read here so far. Thumps up!

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SIKA | 3/10/2011 2:20:54 PM

INDEED...very funny

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Tithy | 12/20/2019 10:45:06 PM

Very very funny.

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