Milking machine

A farmer orders an expensive milking machine. He decides to test it on himself first, so he inserts his manhood into the equipment and turns on the switch.
Soon he realizes that the equipment provides him with more pleasure than his wife does. But when the fun is over, he realizes that he cannot remove the instrument
from his tool, anxiously he reads the manual, but does not find any useful information.

He tries every button on the instrument, without success. finally the farmer decides to call the customer hotline. 'Hello, I just bought a milking cow machine from your company, It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?''
' 'Don't worry sir'', replies the customer service person, ''the machine will release automatically once it has collected two litres!"

Author: Johnsmith - Kenya

COMMENTS (4)

cynasty | 8/31/2009 4:22:21 PM

this is really fanny well he shouldn't try anything silly next time:-)

Nana | 10/2/2009 3:08:50 PM

When is the machine going to finish extracting 2 lt of milk from the man? Poor him!!!!

mercy | 12/21/2009 3:05:41 PM

:-|

sika | 3/10/2011 2:35:36 PM

shie333...this man is in trouble. it serves him right..funny

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