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THREE MEN

THREE MEN WALKED INTO A BAR AND ORDERED DRINKS.THEY BEGAN DISCUSSNG WHAT THEY HAD PURCHASED THEIR WIVES FOR VALENTINE'S DAY. THE FIRST MAN SAID,''I GOT MY WIFE TWO-PRESENTS- A PAIR OF DIAMOND EARRINGS AND A DIAMOND BRACELET.THIS WAY IF SHE DOESN'T LIKE THE EARRINGS,CHANCES ARE SHE'LL LIKE THE BRACELET.''THE SECOND MAN SAID,''I GOT MY WIFE TWO PRESENT FOR VALENTINES DAY ALSO.I GOT HER A FUR COAT AND A RUBY NECKLACE.THIS WAY IF S DOESN'T LIKE THE FURCOAT SHE'LL STILL LIKE THE RUBY NECKLESS''THE LAST MAN SAID''I GOT MY WIFE TWO GIFTS TOO.ONE IS A T-SHIRT AND THE OTHER IS A DILDO.THIS WAY IF SHE DOESN'T LIKE THE SHIRT,SHE CAN GO FUCK HERSELF

Author: DALTON L




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KKAAAAAAAAA | 2/27/2010 3:35:09 AM

Gud joke but too f*cking explicit

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bob | 4/21/2011 8:46:52 PM

funny joke

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