WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM

A DOCTOR AVISED AN OVERWEIGHT MAN TO LOSE 75 POUNDS.THE MAN SAW AN AD FOR A GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSE PROGRAM.HE PURCHASED THE PLAN THAT PROMISED HE WOULD LOSE 10 POUNDS IN 3 DAYS.THE NEXT DAY A VOLUPTUOUS YOUNG WOMAN APPEARED AT HIS DOOR.SHE WAS WEARING NOTHING BUT RUNNING SHOES AND A SIGN AROUND HER NECK THAT READ IF YOU CATCH ME,YOU CAN HAVE ME. SHE BEGAN TO RUN AWAY.HE TOOK OFF AFTER HER. A MILE LATER,HE CAUGHT HER AND THEY HAD SEX.THE SAME WOMAN SHOWED UP THE NEXT TWO DAYS. EACH TIME,HE RAN AFTER HER,CAUGHT HER ,AND HAD SEX WITH HER.ON THE THIRD DAY HE WAS DELIGHTED TO SEE HE'D LOST 10 POUNDS,SOHE CALLED HE COMPANY AND ORDERED THE PLAN THAT GUARANTEED HE'D LOSE 20 POUNDS IN SEVEN DAYS.ARE YOU SURE THE REPRESENTATIVE ASKED. IT'S OUR MOST REOROUS PROGRAM. YES HE REPLIED.THE NEX DAY THE DOORBELL RANG HE OPENED IT, EXPECTING TO SEE THE SAME WOMAN .BUT INSTED A MAN WEARING NOTHING BUT RUNNING SHOES WITH A SIGN AROUND HIS NECK THAT READ IF I CATCH YOU,YOUR MINE!

Author: DALTON LANE

COMMENTS (4)

Ruth | 4/16/2009 12:29:37 PM

A very good one. Well done!!!

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l.c | 5/18/2009 3:47:41 AM

hillarious. hey, that was really gud.

araba pancake | 4/27/2010 11:40:55 PM

O! M! G! this is funny

bob | 4/21/2011 8:45:58 PM

great joke

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