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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how
many kinds of boobies are there?

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of
breasts.

In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In
her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a
bit. After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how
many kinds of 'willies' are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes
through three phases. In his twenties and thirties, his willy is like
an oak tree,
mighty and hard. In his forties and fifities, it is a birch, flexible
but reliable. After his sixties, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for
decoration only."

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IT WHEN THE WOMEN GET THE LAST LAUGH!!!!!

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 Posted by: richmond osei afriyie london


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maxine | 2/20/2009 4:54:30 PM

:-P:-D(y)

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B | 7/26/2009 8:40:11 PM

the women got the last laugh but the fathers response was much more funny

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quot-img-1The feeling that the future is catching up with you can raise fear and insecurity in you. Avoid feeling that.

By: DR AGYEI TAKYI quot-img-1
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