RANGE OF VIEW

THERE WAS THIS YOUNG GUY WHO CAME ACROSS A NICE GIRL,BEAUTIFUL BY ALL STANDARDS.SHE UNFORTUNATELY HAD THE FLAP OF HER JEANS TROUSERS OPEN,SO WHEN THIS GENTLEMAN HAPPENED TO SEE THIS,HE SAID TO HER"PLEASE TAKE GOOD CARE OF THE GATE TO YOUR PROPERTY" WHILES POINTING IN THAT DIRECTION.SHE RESPONDED AMIDST PUTTING THINGS IN ORDER,"THANK YOU VERY MUCH,BUT HOW COME YOU SAW THIS?"
HE ALSO SAID,"YOU SEE,DON`T BLAME ME OOOOH! IT WAS WITHIN MY RANGE OF VIEW".THE LADY RETORTED,"NEXT TIME TAKE SUCH THINGS OUT OF THE RANGE OF YOUR VIEW,OK?"
SURPRISINGLY,THE GENTLEMAN SHOUTED"EH SISTER,IF I TAKE THOSE THINGS OUT OF MY RANGE,THERE WOULD BE NOTHING BETTER LEFT FOR ME TO SEE".THIS SHOCKED THE LADY SO MUCH THAT SHE COULD`NT SAY A WORD

Author: Akaatali A. Lambert aka Korrupt

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