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No Heaven For Now

There was this Church service that was going on.

It was spirit-filled that the Pastor was healing everybody of their problems.

In about an hour & thirty minutes later, a certain mad man entered
the church with a cutlass at hand & asked loudly

"Who here wants to go to Heaven?" "It's me Mr. Madman" Answered an old woman & immidiately her head was chopped-off by the madman which rolled & rolled towards the Pastor

He asked again & after a minute silent, a small girl of about 5yrs said "Mr. Madman it is Pastor, he is the powerful man amongst us"

The Pastor looked at the small girl & said "eh you small girl paaa, did i tell u i want to go to Heaven. Don't mind her Mr. Madman, "NO HEAVEN FOR NOW"


 Posted by: Percy aka De_pexx


Spenny Addy | 10/21/2008 4:49:07 PM


Laurence | 10/21/2008 4:57:02 PM


I think that Pastor should be burnt to ashes.

He is a fake Pastor.

Flan Cristian Bebe | 10/22/2008 2:18:44 PM


Cest un fou

nana Abena | 12/7/2008 8:24:59 AM

if the pastor saves his soul on earth he will lose in heaven

Nana akua fosua | 2/2/2009 11:46:29 AM

the pastor is a joker, cos he doesnt wna die thats why he said that, looooooooooooooooool funny joke

freeky | 2/6/2009 12:50:15 PM

this a kind of pastor we all need say amen


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