Way back during World War II

An elderly Italian man went to the local church for confession.
When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father .. Way back during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighbourhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic."

The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And you have no need to confess that."

"No, no, Father. There is more to tell. She started to repay me with sexual favours. This happened several times a week and sometimes twice on Sundays."

The priest said, "By doing that, you placed yourselves in great danger of being discovered; however, two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. If you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."

"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind but I do have one more question."

"And what is that, my son?" asked the priest.

"Do I have to tell her the war is over?"

Author: Bright Adamson

COMMENTS (3)

Isaac | 7/11/2008 1:22:23 PM

Ofcourse, you have to tell her. The war is long time over. Over 60 years now.

naa | 8/3/2008 10:54:24 PM

i think she is use to it by now.

xemetery | 3/30/2009 11:18:39 AM

There was this man of God wealthy blessed by the power of christ.One sunday morning,This pastor was busly preaching his congregation with the word of God.An unknown mad-ticktall man entered the temple with [A.K.A. 47].he asked,which one of you here is a christian and want to go to heaven?there was silence like the cemetry for few minutes.A blind old woman stood up and said, is me.I m a christian and I want to go to heaven.the man shooted this old woman mercilessly.The man asked for the second time,Who is a christian and wants to make heaven?A 7years old boy said is our pastor,he is a miraclous man.Then the pastor said,look at this boy OOoo!Did I tell you thant I wanted to make heaven?the pastor said to the man,Infact young man,I am not a christian and am not going to heaven today nor either tomorrow.thanks .dismiss.

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