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Marriage

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.
* * * * *
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing
your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'
* * * * *
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
'Husband Wanted'.
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
'You can have mine.'
* * * * *
When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
* * * * *
A little boy asked his father,
'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'
* * * * *
A young son asked,
'Is i t true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his
wife until he marries her?'
Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'
* * * * *
Then there was a woman who said,
'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by
then, it was too late.'
* * * * *
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every
word you sa y -- talk in your sleep.
* * * * *
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.
* * * * *
First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'
Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
* * * * *
'A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to
forgive him , and for patience, For his moods.
Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death'
* * * * *
AND NOW FOR THE FAV ORITE!!!
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they
find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit
onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the
husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as
he taps it on the sid ewalk, and says to him, 'Why don't you put a piece
of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me
crazy.'
The blind man replies, 'If you would've put a rubber at the end of
YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus ... so shut the hell up.'


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 Posted by: GIFTY BONSU [[email protected]]


COMMENTS

theodora | 3/25/2008 9:15:00 PM

:-D:-D:-Dmy ribs are hurting from laugther.That was indeed a good one.

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Israel | 4/14/2008 11:30:59 PM

hahahahahahaha. Gifty you are damn crazy.

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adwoa | 10/8/2008 7:20:27 PM

:-D:-D:-D
very funny

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Don Pollas | 10/11/2008 5:37:01 AM

wat a man can do, a woman can do BEST INDEED!! ha ha ha, Gifty, i give it to you!:-D:-D:-D

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linda | 11/29/2008 8:49:40 PM

all the jokes are very funny::-D:-D:-D

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