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Deaf Sex

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights (because they can't see each other using sign language).

After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife proposes a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."

The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea! Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time." "And if you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis... fifty times!"



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abena abena | 3/6/2007 11:41:57 AM

U WANK!!!! DIRTYYY PERSON

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emmanuel | 3/17/2007 2:45:21 AM

that was so bad

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alexander kattah nor | 4/27/2007 10:52:50 PM

(L)lovely one

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May` | 5/6/2007 11:26:05 PM

:-Dgood one...(K)

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lois | 8/29/2007 3:45:04 AM

that was a good one hehe funny

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D-man | 1/5/2011 9:14:12 PM

wow

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Lunar Michael | 5/6/2018 11:05:14 AM

6/50/2018

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mabel Sarponmaah | 5/19/2018 10:44:03 PM

Hi mabel

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