Generous Lawyer

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

Author: webmaster

Add Comment

Remember to keep comments respectful and to follow our

What are the rules for commenting?

We've established these House Rules for your safety and to keep the ModernGhana website a healthy environment for discussion.

We love you posting comments. But please don’t do anything horrible, rude or illegal.

More specifically, please don’t post anything that:

Is inappropriate (abusive, offensive or disruptive)
Is off-topic (to the original content or the current conversation)
Contains personal information (either your own or someone else’s)
Puts children at risk
Is illegal, or glamourises illegal activity
Is defamatory (damaging to someone else’s reputation)
Is in contempt of court (anything that could affect the outcome of a court case)
Infringes anyone’s rights (including privacy rights)
Was made by someone else, or that copies someone else’s creation
Is posted for your financial gain (advertising, sponsorship etc.)
Isn’t in English (unless we’ve asked you to comment in another language)
Contains spam (unless you’re commenting on a story about reconstituted meat)
Contains links to content that can’t be seen easily, or may be unsafe (viruses, spyware, paywalls etc.)
Or doesn’t comply with the rest of our Terms of Use.

Breach of the terms of use will result in the removal of your comments. Repeated breaches will result in the restriction of your IP-Address.