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A Man Dies And Goes To Hell

A Man Dies And Goes To Hell
There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides
he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.

He goes to Germany hell & asks, "what do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day"

The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on.

He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.

He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell. Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in ... Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"

He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Nigerian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day."

"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells. Why are there so many
people waiting to get in?" asks the man.

"Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair does not work. The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on. And the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for private business."

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COMMENTS (6)

migal | 2/3/2016 1:44:25 PM

Very funny

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kwame | 4/9/2016 12:12:03 AM

not all dat funny

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etornam | 7/2/2016 10:18:03 PM

very very funny hahaha

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Ella | 7/3/2016 8:08:36 PM

Daa nigerians una no go kill me lol

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COURAGE | 9/6/2016 1:13:38 PM

HAAAAAAAAAA!!FUNNY

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ire philosopher | 3/7/2017 11:10:00 AM

i am a nigerian. i need a ghana person who will vollent and transfer 200,000 ghana curancy or money into this account.2150309912.So that i will get him intrest.

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