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07.01.2019 Opinion

Salaga As Capital Against The Proposed Capital

By Zak Rahman
Salaga As Capital Against The Proposed Capital
07.01.2019 LISTEN

PROPOSED: I received more than thousand tourists a year who visit mole game.

SALAGA: Yeah I agree with you but I want to remind you that regional capital goes with many people coming for many reasons and hence the animals in the game will be very very uncomfortable and not conducive for them , therefore they will move to cote de voure(Abidjan) .

Remember, I also receives a fair share of tourists visiting the slave market and well.

PROPOSED: In me is where the paramount or overlord the Savannah region resides or lives.

SALAGA: You should know this better than I, where do the paramount chief of Northern region lives?ans Yendi. And where's the capital of Northern Region? Ans. Tamale. So therefore being the place where the paramount chief resides doesn't guarantee you to be the capital.

PROPOSED:Hmm what do I have to say again, ok population?

SALAGA: HAHA don't even go there because from the just ended referendum, it was clear that my population was greater than yours and my population was three times more than yours plus a Remainder of over 3000.

PROPOSED: Wayo! £bore!! can I even talk about land size? Enherrrr I have vast land.

SALAGA: Toh! mbo!! This is where I wanted you to land. Which vast land are you talking about? The land that is covered with the mole game?or what? .

I want you to put this on record, remember even without the game you can't compare yourself to me.look! Due to my size the government have to create another constituency and now a district called Salaga South. We are even yearning for government divide me further.

PROPOSED: whispering to the near by districts,if you know you know.

proposed said ''this salaga paa what can we even say''.

other districts said ''now ask it what does it have in addition to what it said already ''.

proposed: now Masa, apart from what you said already do you have anything to say again??

SALAGA: I have many things to talk about

1. I am the only district from SAVANNAH that can develop unlimited.

2. Again, I am the only district from SAVANNAH that is connected to other regions easily.

3. Remember, crude oil was recently discovered in me.

4. Furthermore, I have an appreciable amount of cement and abundant Sea sand which can be exploited.

5. Lastly, I am an administrative town since the time of GOLD COAST, serving the Southern and Northern part of GOLD COAST.

I hope if you have love for SAVANNAH region, you will surrender and assist in the appointment of me as the CAPITAL.

PROPOSED: Mr. President I am recommending SALAGA to you as the CAPITAL of SAVANNAH region, after taking so many things into consideration and thinking twice.

REMINDER to Mr. President Nana Akufo addo from SALAGA.

You only have one seat in parliament from SAVANNAH region and it's from the largest and most populated district of SALAGA.

SIGNED::

ZAK RAHMAN

(Salaga vigilante)

## I STAND FOR SALAGA TO BE THE CAPITAL OF SAVANNAH REGION##

PLEASE SHARE If you want SALAGA to be the capital of Savannah region

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