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09.01.2018 Feature Article

NDC Contestants Are Useless

NDC Contestants Are Useless
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They took a swipe at Nana Akufo-Addo each time they got the opportunity to exhibit their baloney. They dwelt on pettiness while we in the NPP campaigned on relevant issues of making “Ghana great again”. There was no indication that they were letting down, but as we bagged votes, they bagged loads of shit!

They introduced Spio as a Minister. I thought, “Well, that seemed to be a good manoeuver.” Then he opened his mouth! Until today I regret seeing him drop like humpty dumpty that he had become. His cheeks were fattened on Ghana’s cash! Another freak of nature,NiiLanteiVanderpuye, the MP for Odododiodoo Constituency, stepped forward to bare his lean chest in a show of insouciance as he foolishly claimed that the presidency was not for short people, in respect to the height of then Candidate Nana Akufo-Addo. I realised that his effusions were no better smelling than the chocked gutters in his constituency.

Looking through the other face of the NDC mirror, Joshua Alabi comes as a professor in chopchop. He would empty the coffers of Ghana into his pockets if…... Well, when he, asa former chairman of the Board of Directors of SSNIT, could spend over 80 million US Dollars on a software that could be written for some eighty or hundred thousand Ghana Cedis, you knew he was a thief, as alleged. So how can this guy be given a listening ear?

Soon, I heard that Alban Gbagbin was in the race. He had earlier made pronouncements unbefitting the cloaks of parliament. His secretary was allegedly screwed in his own office by John DramaniMahama. We all saw that sexy picture of the two parakeets. At least, what John Mahama lacked in brains, he made up in the size of his libido. Alban Gbagbin could not control the lewd activities of his secretary, apparently not being MAN enough!How, then,would you suppose he’d control his Presidential campaign or the country should he be given the nod in his mere imagination, an impossibility even at that, in shaa ALLAH?

Ibrahim Mahamaone day decided to test his presidential ambitions. He wandered off like a dazed zombie in the streets of Nima under the protection of heavily armed military personnel, and followed by NDC braggarts who lived off the crumbs that dribbled from the corners of his mouth. He soon realised that being the brother of the president did not mean that he owned Ghana, although, he was almost given the country for free. The Bauxite mine saga was the real face of fraud that made up the front of his head; and of course the forty four dud cheques that he issued CEPS in his bid to scam the nation.

Folks, let me stop here and brief you on the dubious manner of forcing himself on your lands. You see, that parcel of land from the 37 lorry station all the way to the DVLA up to Stanbic heights to CFAO to the Ministry of Defense to the Lands Department traffic light and round back to the 37 lorry station was owned by the Lands Commission. Ibrahim connived with the MD of the commission to buy that whole parcel of land at a giveaway price. Some goodhearted citizens agitated and the sale was halted. As a result, the Ghana Infrastructural Investment Fund (GIIF) was created. The said parcel was transferred to it. The purpose was to offload the land softly on the quiet to Ibrahim Mahama. Then NDC lost the 2016 elections and the land remained with GIIF. What thieves!

Anyway, back to our issue! You see, John Mahama had some ardent followers, especially one who was and is ever willing to eat his shit. Appiah Stadium is his name of shame. He also had AlhajiBature, who churned every lie in the book to slander Nana Akufo-Addo. In fact, his vitriol was so shameful because it was clearly obvious that his was a campaign of licentious chicanery.

Alhaji Bature passed on! Everyone thought that John Mahama would do the honourable thing and cut his activities short to attend the interment. Lo and behold, the true John Mahama exposed his ungrateful face as he chanted chooboi in a sham unity walk in Kintampo!Thus, my vindication came on a silver platter!

I beg GOD to forgive AlhajiBature, and grant him Janna. I, on a personal note, have forgiven him his abuses against my person. I pray he’d reciprocate in the hereafter.

But John Mahama, is a disgrace to any society that he finds himself amidst. In fact, he is so shameful that I refused to attend the thanksgiving service on the occasion of the 25th anniversary of the 4th republic, because I knew I wouldn’t be able to contain the pain of his hypocrisy.

What the people of the NDC need to understand is that John Mahama is not worth the effort. I know that Appiah Stadium is full of his Boss’s shit. It must be swelling in his brown eyes!John Mahama should never to be trusted, make no mistake about that. He will only lead you to hell and leave you there!

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