Atugubalization Of Pink Sheets
JOHN PLOUGHAMN'S TALK
(CHARLES HADDON SPURGEON)
MARK ANTONY :
For Brutus, as you know, was Caesar's angel:
Judge, O you gods, how dearly Caesar loved him!
This was the most unkindest cut of all;
For when the noble Caesar saw him stab,
Ingratitude; more strong than traitors' arms,
Quite vanquish'd him: then burst his mighty heart.
Julius Caesar Act 3 Scene 2 - William Shakespeare.
ATUGUBALISATION AS an eponym is the summarization in a few minutes of a judgment in a case which took many months to try. A judge atugubalises when he sums up his judgment in a terse, concise, epigrammatic, brusque, compact, curt, succinct form. The adjectives are atugubalian, atugubalic and and atugubalous. It has an origin similar to that of 'macchiavellian' (cunning and duplicitous) 'Sandwich' named after John Montagu, Earl of Sandwich (1718 - 1792) or 'cardigan' named after James Thomas Brudenell (1797 - 1868) the Seventh Earl of Cardigan; or 'saxophone', named after Sax, the surname of a 19 th century instrument-making family in Belgium; or 'boycott'; or 'braille'; or 'watt' from James Watt; or 'zeppelin'; or 'quixotic' from Don Quixote; or 'diesel'; or 'lynch'; or 'ohm'; or 'pasteurisation'; or 'gerrymandering'; or 'guillotine' or 'sequoia'; or 'silhouette'; or 'shrapnel'. On August 24, 2009, an article on Senator Lindsey Graham quoted him as stating: 'Let's not Rumsfeld Afghanistan'. And you know Donald Rumsfeld was the United States Secretary of Defence from 2001 to 2006 under President George W. Bush; and you might also remember what the U.S. did in Iraq and Afghanistan during that period.
The Judgment Day came on 29 th August, 2013. Many people gave themselves a holiday, and by 9 oo am got glued to their TV sets. The remote controls were changing the stations: GTV, TV.3, Metro TV. On show was a kaleidoscopic scene of the NPP gurus in Nana Addo's house and the white-robed President Mahama and Vice President Amissah Arthur at the modernized Flagstaff House, the former sipping some liquid: what people thought was coffee, tea, coke, champagne or punch (a Legonite, will know how 'punch' is prepared: every kind of drink mixed together).
As usual, 10 o'clock came, and the expectations were high: no show; 11 o'clock: no show; 12 noon no show, around 1. oo pm - bang! Here they were, the panel of Supreme Court judges: Atuguba: 'Well, this is the decision we have arrived at. Upon a scrutiny of the petition, we found that the issues to be determined were as set out at page 125 of the counsel for the petitioners' written address as follows: 1. Over-voting, 2. Voting without biometric verification, 3 Absence of the signature of the presiding officer, 4. Duplicate serial numbers, that is to say occurrence of the same serial number pink sheets for two different polling stations, 5. Duplicate polling station codes, that is to say occurrence of different results of pink sheets for polling stations with the same polling station codes, 6. Unknown polling stations, that is to say, results recorded for polling stations that are not part of 26,002 polling stations provided by the second respondent in the petition.
'We unanimously dismiss the claims relating to duplicate serial numbers, duplicate polling station codes, and unknown polling stations, that is for short. Atuguba, Adinyira, Baffoe-Bonnie, Gbadegbe and Akoto-Bamfo dismiss the claim of overvoting. Atuguba, Adinyira, Baffoe-Bonnie, Gbadegbe and Akoto-Bamfo dismiss the caims relating to absence of signature of presiding officer. Atuguba, Adinyira, Dotse, Baffoe-Bonnie, Gbadegbe and Akoto-Bamfo dismiss the claim relating to voting without biometric verification.
'Ansah, Owusu and Anin Yeboah grant all the three claims, that is to say, over-voting, absence of presiding officers' signatures and voting without biometric verification, annul the votes involved and order a re-run of the affected areas. Dotse JSC grants the claim of over-voting but has provided a road map in his judgment as in the figures of votes to be ascertained and cancelled and a re-run of the areas affected. Dotse JSC upholds the claim relating to absence of presiding officers' signatures on the pink sheets, cancels the results concerned and orders a re-run of the areas affected. Baffoe-Bonnie JSC grants the claim of voting without verification, cancels the votes involved and orders a re-run of the areas affected. In the circumstances the overall effect is that the first respondent was validly elected and the petition is therefore dismissed. Our various judgments for the sake of convenience are handed over to the registrar of this court. We highly commend the services of PKMG (KPMG), the referee appointed to undertake the count of the pink sheets and also counsel on all sides of this case. That is our judgment.
There was a sombre mood in the courtroom as the petitioners and respondents sat in expectation of the verdict. It was anti-climactic when it was read, the Petitioners' lawyers responded; 'As the court pleases'. The atmosphere was serene and calm. One would not hear any noise, except for the shuffling of papers. No more coughs, no more hiccups from Atuguba. Tax payers' money wasted on biometric machine or on the televising of the petition.
A day after the judgment, an error affecting Baffoe-Bonnie was detected, and corrected. The question is how was it corrected?
The first Petitioner, Nana Akufo Addo accepted the verdict, saying: 'While I disagree with the court's decision, I accept it. I accept that what the court says brings a finality to the election dispute. We shall not be asking for a review of the verdict. So we can all move on in the interest of our nation'. He had earlier, rang the President, John Dramani Mahama, and congratulated him, but could not hide the fact that he, like other NPP supporters had been saddened by the verdict - except those like Wereko-Brobby, Kwame Pianim and Arthur Kennedy who had earlier publicly spoken against the Petitioners' going to court.
In a statement released a day after the Judgment, Kofi Annan, former United Nations General Secretary called for reforms of the electoral system. He noted, 'That we were able to resolve this contested electoral result peacefully through the justice system is an encouraging illustration of the progress we have made as a society over the past two decades. This success must not blind us to the flaws in our electoral system that the judicial review has brought to light. All concerned need to work energetically to ensure that these flaws are addressed through the necessary institutional reforms'. But acid - mouthed Asiedu Nketia General Secretary of the NDC gloated over the nation that he knew the party had not done anything wrong; the judgment had vindicated them, and he was happy with the judgment. In a sharp condemnation of critics of his 'Any fool can go to court; he noted that any misrepresentation of that statement depicted lack of knowledge of logic.
Whereas the President John Mahama saw the usefulness of the exercise, his Vice President Amissah-Arthur, was telling the world that the case should not have gone to court in the first place.
John Jinapor says on Metro TV (02/09/13) that they have a month - long celebration and prayers to the Almighty. Why wouldn't they? It is their desserts - they deserve it, and no one begrudges them.
Perhaps the most unkindest cut of all (don't mind the double superlatives Shakespeare himself admits he was a 'weakish speller and of course grammarian') was the remark by the self-assertive, self-engrossed Tsatsu Tsikata on the 'voting stance' of Justice Anin-Yeboah.
Speaking on the maiden edition of 'Hot Issues' on TV.3, hosted by the loquacious and die-hard socialist, Kwesi Pratt, on Saturday, 31 st August, 2013, Mr. Tsatsu Tsikata ranted and praved - that a member on the panel of judges, Justice Anin-Yeboah consistently took an opposing stance against NDC's arguments and positions, as far as the electoral petition was concerned. Having been appointed by President Kufuor Justice Anin-Yeboah had to defend the cause of his former president, so argues Tsatsu Tsikata.
This has prompted the NPP General Secretary, Kwadwo Owusu Afriyie, who is on a bond of 'good behaviour'to react vehemently against Tsatsu Tsikata's warped logic: 'If going by Tsatsu's logic Anin-Yeboah was appointed by Kufuor, and as such owes his loyalty to the NPP, then what do we say about the four judges who decided that no irregularity occurred in the 2012 elections to warrant a nullification of the tainted votes'? It is difficult to understand the beef of Tsatsu. His party has won the presidential petition case. What did he use to warrant such an attack on the integrity of one judge on the panel?
So, now, we have to examine the back-ground of every member of the panel to find his political inclination, leaning and persuasion. Not only that, we have to look for, and find a judge's family, network of friends, school(s) attended, social club(s) he belongs to, the food and drinks he likes best, how many times he goes to the toilet - before passing a judgment. How can we do this to the judiciary? Tsatsu has opened the Pandora's Box, and was F. F. Antoh (the Ashanti Regional Chairman of the NPP) not right when he remarked that it was too early for the Petitioners to have accepted the atugubalised verdict? We shall visit this issue again, but till then, let us all protect and defend the judiciary, warts and all.
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