Wife asked her husband to describe her.
Husband said, "you're A B C D E F G H I J K".
Wife asked, "what does that mean?"
The husband said," Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant,
Fairly Gorgeous and Hot."
She said, "oh, that's so lovely, what about I J K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding" ...