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20.12.2020 Feature Article

The Reckless Abronyeitis Syndrome Laced With The Kwame Baffoe Carcinoma

An Emergency Surgico-Political Procedure Required
The Reckless Abronyeitis Syndrome Laced With The Kwame Baffoe Carcinoma
20.12.2020 LISTEN

Within the political ecosystem, the title of a chairman is a highly revered one. A party chairman symbolizes the entire architecture of a political movement wherever he may find himself.

A party chairman ought to exhibit high level of intellectualism, decorum and high sense of leadership under the worst extraneous circumstances. That is the characteristic feature of any spirited party chairman.

The preceding paragraphs have laid strict emphasis on what any serious party chairman should possess. Sadly, the situation is the exact opposite in the Bono enclave.

The Bono Regional NPP hierarchy is plagued with a Schizophrenic apology of a chairman.

A chairman who's severely suffering from verbal diarrhoea and therefore speaks anyhow as if his entire encephalon is filled with kerosene instead of the natural cerebrospinal fluid.

A chairman who is so repulsive to the extent that he irritates every Tom, Dick & Harry within the intellectual atmosphere.

In fact this chairman is a whole political pandemic of such monstrous proportions.

How can a whole Danquah-Busia-Dombo Tradition filled with countless intellectuals be led by such an illiterate character?

His repulsive demeanour, posture & attitude always subject our great party to intellectual ridicule.

No wonder, a whole regional chairman can proceed to the cemetery to invoke funny curses on his political accusers. A scenario which questioned the intellectual prowess of the Bono NPP. This is not surprising especially if you have such a chairman of an incalculable credibility deficit.

This chairman has anthropomorphized "vile insults" as if that is the exact definition of the great Kukrudu fraternity.

His draconian and horrendous posture as a regional chairman precipitated, induced and catalyzed the 5 additional parliamentary seats the NPP lost in the Bono Region.

It is worth noting the fact that, this chairman is a *squamous carcinoma*, a malignant tumour which is fast eating deep into our political fortunes. This cancer is metastasizing at a very high velocity due to his high oncogenic and carcinogenic properties exhibited through his repugnant political posture.

He's a locus classicus of a quintessential Political-Sadomasochist!

This cancer thus requires an emergency political radiation+chemotherapy to halt it's further spread since failure to do so has a high propensity to cost us the 2024 elections.

To remedy such a doom from occurring, he needs to be booted out as the party's Regional Chairman in the next regional elections.

This chairman is always high on hallucinogens and deserves to suffer the worst humiliating defeat of his life, should he dare to contest as a regional chairman again.

Such a jocular and repulsive character of a chairman should not be part of our political calculus going into 2024 elections.

The Bono NPP deserves better! We need to elevate the chairmanship architecture of our great political movement to high intellectual levels by electing a party chairman who's deeply inoculated with high sense of intellectualism.

Long Live the Great Kukrudu Fraternity

God Bless Our Homeland Ghana

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