Show Me Your Friend, Dr. McHypocrite

I have always known that this medical license-renting charlatan was psychologically damaged beyond repair. He is also psychically damaged beyond redemption. And so it comes as absolutely no surprise, whatsoever, that the Irmo-, South Carolina, resident Dr. McHypocrite should be so pathetically exposing himself for the incurable drug dealer that he has always been suspected of being. I mean, the very texture and content of his speeches and writings reek of narcotic contrabands; and yet McHypocrite claims never to have sold illegal drugs or even smoked and used any.

I guess the Asebu exile is deliberately making a clinical exception of "medical marijuana." Then also, hasn't it been long observed by our great ancient sages and our modern thinkers that: "It takes one to know one"? I mean, we are talking about "probity, accountability and integrity" here. So how did it come about that the mump-faced "Treasure Hunter" (apologies to Dr. McHypocrite) could associate with a party of drug barons and kingpins for more than two decades before coming out of the closet with his early morning confession?

Let me guess...errrrmmm...did Dr. McHypocrite cut a deal with the BNI or FBI in exchange for snitching on his contraband buddies, and also lying that he has never sold drugs or even smoked a joint? And so why does he seem to have felt so comfortable sitting in a "smoke-filled den of drug dealers and users" these past two decades? I also don't know why this JFK wannabe thinks that, somehow, the funding of political campaigns by notorious drug barons - and in the case of the NDC, baronesses - is the peculiar preserve of any one particular major political party, namely, the main opposition New Patriotic Party.

In all likelihood, McHypocrite never heard of Nayele Ametefe; and before the latter, the globally infamous NDC diplomatic drug courier called Benneh who was arrested in a major European capital - I keep forgetting the name of Mr. Benneh's Waterloo - under the watchful eagle eyes of Mr. Probity And Accountability Jerry John Rawlings, the man McHypocrite once serenaded as "The Giant Who Have Earned Your Great Name." And also, Rojo Mettle-Nunoo's East Legon Colombian drug cartel runaway kingpin fully supplied with the prettiest of Ghanaian broads?

Very likely it does not matter, because the young unruly and ever-scheming Legon medical student who cheered and ululated Mr. Rawlings on as the bloody Togbui Avaklasu, I, summarily pelted Gens. Acheampong, Akuffo and Afrifa with an AK-47 submachine gun, woke up one overcast morning and decided that Nana Addo Dankwa Akufo-Addo was the most violent politician in Fourth-Republican Ghana. McHypocrite also claims to be a front-row operative of "the greatest generation" whose most significant achievement was the heinous ethnic cleansing that constituted the cold-calculated abduction and Mafia-style assassination of the three Akan-descended Accra High Court judges. Now, let's talk about bloody hands and unconscionable consciences!

Indeed, if McHypocrite is noted for anything of remarkable significance, it is far less his allegedly "blunt" criticism of the New Patriotic Party than the glaringly inescapable fact that this well-remunerated National Democratic Congress' mole should continue to fool himself into believing that he is actually a "founding member" of the party he now claims has been protecting drug dealers, medical marijuana prescribers and medical-license renters all along, to the extent of even awarding "good standing" status to the most seasoned drug dealers.

You see, absolutely no amount of schooling can transform the mind of a clinical cretin with the rentable degree of an MD.

By Kwame Okoampa-Ahoofe, Jr., Ph.D.
Garden City, New York
May 20, 2015
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