A boy was teaching a girl mathematics...
He kissed her, then kissed her again and said: "This is addition".

Then the girl kissed him back and said: "This is subtraction".

Then they kissed each other and said: "This is multiplication".

Suddenly the girl's father came and beat up the boy, threw him away and said: "kwasiakwa", to wit, foolish, this is division I don't want to see you here gain and that is long division.

omgghana!