Joke: Ssssshhhhhhh!!! I'm trying to lay eggs

Source: Myjoyonline.com

Ten madmen were locked up in a chicken yard... Nine of them started jumping while screaming.

However, the other one was just sitting quietly at a corner in the yard!

The psychiatrist on seeing that went close to him, and whispered,"I'm glad for you, I can see that you are the only one among these 10 patients who has regained mental sanity... Now we will discharge you soon...

The madman quickly replied, hey!!
Shhhhhh!!... Keep quiet, I am trying to lay some eggs...

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