Four Types Of Guys; Which One Would You Want ?

If football clubs were women and the managers were men, this is how the dating game will be;

1. THE MARRIAGE TYPE

If you believe in MARRIAGE, then Sir Alex Ferguson is your man any day. He proudly lived the famous vow to the letter - “I ALEX FERGUSON, take you MANCHESTER UNITED to be my wedded wife. To have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and cherish till death (contract) do us part. ”

Ladies, if you find your Alex, you will be the envy of other couples and people will wish something puts you asunder. Beginnings may be tough, going through seasons without trophies will be terrible but in the end you will be happy about your great achievements. Especially when you remember that the chances of staying in a marriage for 20 years has become thinner in modern times.

2. THE ROMANTIC TYPE

Mr. Arsene-Nice Romantic Wenger is French. Guys like him will show up with flowers, chocolate and cards and leave sweet notes around your apartment. These guys will find all the sweet things you like and do them. The two of you will look cute in public and if there's anything worrying you, he'll sit down, talk with you it and won't let you go home and cry on your bed.

But be careful ladies, these guys will always raise your expectations of how you wish to be treated in a relationship. They will start strong but lose momentum in the long haul as the reality of a relationship sets in. You will have no trophies for 9 years and loose London derbies to bitter rivals most of the time. Should you still date him? Yes if all you want is to enjoy the experience.

3. THE UNCERTAIN TYPE

David Moyes is that guy you simply are not sure of. Can he love you and treat you right? Have you chosen the wrong one? He may have had a good relationship with his ex (Everton), but will it work with you (Manchester United) ? For some reason, guys like this are chosen by rich girls who are blessed to have everything at their disposal but appear clueless about how to handle it. The girl's (club) parents (board ) like the guy and want to give him time to prove himself before any decision will be taken on him.

So what should he do? Simple, continue to woo the club and show that he can be the United to their Manchester. If he beats Bayern, that will be a very good start on this task. At this time, the girl may be considering other options. Some ladies will even think cheating on Moyes is the way forward right now. Can you blame United fans for being unfaithful or impatient? Not when they are addicted to success.

4. THE SPECIAL TYPE

When this type of guy dates a lady and moves on, you could easily say that most of those women want him back. When JOSE MOURINHO returned to a second spell with his ex-girlfriend (Chelsea), we all saw the impact both parties had on each other. If you date a guy like this, you will find it difficult to love another man. Other guys are great, but they are simply not Jose.

Just count the number of managers Inter Milan, FC Porto, Chelsea have had ever since he left them. The real problem with a guy like this is that one cannot tell what his real motivations are and whether he is in for the long term or not. But if date him, you will feel privileged to have such a personality in your life.

FINALLY Just So The Guys Know

An Arsenal lady will be loyal to you no matter what the condition is.

Once a Chelsea lady has been impressed by another guy, you will have to rebuild the solar system and move planet earth from third to first position before she even starts to notice you.

A Manchester United lady under Ferguson believes in marriage but under Moyes, she is open to dating other guys. Just be smart and keep it a secret.

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